i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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