Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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