I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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