do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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