Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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