This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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