She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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