That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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