Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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