I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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