I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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