Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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