shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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