idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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