they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Two words: blizzard sex
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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