just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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