I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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