Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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