kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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