I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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