At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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