I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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