i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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