if i died would you start the facebook group?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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