i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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