I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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