He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize