im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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