Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Boobs speak an international language.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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