hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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