Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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