the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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