Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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