I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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