Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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