Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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