I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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