I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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