You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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