it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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