He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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