Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
my shit smells like andre
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
