i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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