it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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