so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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