whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
this will be a night to untag.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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