why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You made out with two different species that night
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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