These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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