Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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