Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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