I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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