im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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