What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
