i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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