We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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