dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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